I'm so happy that EVILBOY is around to explain Internet dating to me...
EVILBOY: I wonder when you are having a baby so I can have someone to play with all the time.
Me: I'm not having a baby.
EVILBOY: Why not?
Me: Because I don't like babies and you need a husband to have a baby.
EVILBOY: Go on eHarmony! It's free!
(I tried to get him to do an "According to EVILBOY" about eHarmony but he is too shy)
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Hello..this is my blog. I bought this fancy theme and I don't know what to write here just yet. Maybe one day remind me I have to write something inspiring here?