30 Days of Truth - Day 28

Day 28 → What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?

First of all I would be calling the Guinness Book of World Records or Barbara Walters or something because it would be the immaculate conception of 2010.   Then I would probably look like this (again):

Which is totally fun because people look at you like "is she fat or pregnant?" and sometimes when they ask when you are do you can pretend to get all offended and when they get so embarrassed it looks like their head will pop off, you can casually say, "I'm due in January". 

but then I would get fat like this and miserable and realize that this is probably going to hurt and I will cry about stupid things, in fact most of the stupid things I cry about will probably come from my own mouth so it will be way worse.
You are lucky I cropped out my undies.  It was a tragic wardrobe choice that day.

Conversations that made me cry went like this:

"I'm fat" 
"Yes you are"


I don't know how anyone could ever live through that with me again. 

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