Happy (Canadian) Thanksgiving!!

I thought I should celebrate such event with a post documenting all the things I feel thankful for today:


Mason:
I am thankful to have such an awesome kid, and even though he charges me five dollars to take his picture sometimes and then a dollar for ten more minutes, he is pretty cool to me. Also, him not losing his finger to a hamster bite yesterday was pretty cool and I am thankful for that.

My Family:
Having a mother who drives all the way here so I don't have to be alone is pretty special, but all of my family is pretty cool in their own little ways. Except my brother. He's a jerk. (I'm kidding...and if you read my blog this is where I would write "Love you dork!").

My Home:
I have really awesome landlords and now that crazy neighbour is gone, it's been pretty peaceful around here. Although I am still afraid of burglars.

My Job:
Even though I always complain about having to go to work, I honestly think my bosses are the coolest people ever. They put up with a lot of my crap, and for not being fired I am thankful. Although when poop fell on my face the other day I was a little bit angry, but I've gotten over that....sort of.

My Readers:
Because you guys make me feel special, except for the trolls, you guys stink and have fuzzy hair in neon colours and people rub you at bingo games so they can win the jackpot.

Will Ferrell Movies:
Anchorman got me through some of the worst times in my life. All I have to do is think about poor Baxter being punted off the bridge, instant laughter.

Toilet Paper:
Well because, you know.

Toothbrushes:
Whoever invented the toothbrush was a genius! I'm so glad people don't have to deal with wooden teeth anymore because I like to eat food and I don't like getting slivers or termites in my mouth.

Benny:
I still love you my beautiful car.

Deers:
I hate you a lot.

David Duchovny:
Because he is so much sexay.

My Bicycle:
Because it's old, and antique-y, but not. So like it still rides nicely, but it looks absolutely beautiful. I am more thankful for my old pink bicycle but some jackass stole it and probably thought they were funny. If I ever see anyone on that bike I will shove a stick in the spokes and make them fly off.
Pimple Cream:
Because what the eff is going on with my face lately??? Gah it's like my teenage years all over again!

My Facebook Farms:
Because that is probably the closest I'm ever going to get to having a real farm...and they make me kind of giddy!

This Face:
Because it's funny.

Things in the near future that I will also be thankful for:

Not getting food poisoning from our turkey:
Which was left on the kitchen floor for a couple hours yesterday. Why? I honestly don't know.

My new Benny:
Fingers crossed. It all depends on if someone wants to trade their Benny for my Eileen. I find out on Tuesday. It's not looking so well, but I am not giving up hope. I drove Benny II today and I looked at myself in the rear view mirror and (very dorkily) said "This is Benny II" and I just knew I had to have it.

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