Hello There... I am... a bit of a nerd. I keep... to myself. I wish I could...transform into the Evil T1000 I love....Optimus Prime I dance...Kind of like a pair of scissors I sing... Cher songs I think... I have a bad obsession with Will Ferrell movies I really... Like fake moustaches I need... A martini I should... Go get a martini I can...Start the lawn mower like a champ I like... Fat cats and cleaning my ears I make... Hissy fits I always... Like it when people leave me comments!