Poop detective...

THAT'S IT!! I'm on the case now...the case of the mysterious pooper in my backyard.

Remember I kneeled in it a few weeks ago? Yeah so I STEPPED in it today when I was weeding pulling random plants that are ugly and I thought could possibly be weeds in the garden. I don't get it!! Where is this shit coming from? I don't even know how to catch the culprit...all I know is I'm going to find out who is crapping in my yard somehow and hang them up by their toes and rub it in their face and see how they like it. Okay so maybe they didn't rub crap on my face but I'm getting fed up of stepping in it!!

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