The terrorist geese...

Today was a pretty dull day. I kept putting off the grocery shopping until we were ridiculously low on food so today was the day I had to go. I was so happy to get it all done within an hour and a half. I came home, watched some Roseanne re-runs and took an afternoon nap.

After that we decided to go down to the river to stalk some baby geese I saw the night before. As we walked by we realized they were gone so we went and got some ice cream and sat on a park bench enjoying our treat.

I decided we should go down to the river to feed the ducks. So we went down there (which was really scary). I was nervous to go down there 1) because of the scary creepers that go down there all the time to drink and fall into the river on a monthly basis and 2) because I got caught sneaking down by the river at that very spot when I was a kid and I got in big trouble!

So we went to a little cement block thingy and started throwing crackers at the ducks. We just sat around laughing and had a good time when all of a sudden I looked over my shoulder and was greeted by this...

Mama Goose definitely was not happy...but where the heck did they come from?? They snuck up behind us and just started hissing. Luckily we still had some crackers that we threw to them..but I gotta admit, I was a little scared. These geese were acting like terrorist geese or something! They just kept hissing. Everytime they didn't have a cracker in their mouth they would hiss. We ended up sitting on that big old cement block trying to avoid looking directly at the geese but also keeping our heads on a swivel to make sure they didn't attack when we weren't looking.

I wanted to go home so badly at that point but they were blocking the only way out...damn you terrorist geese!!! Mason was oblivious to the whole thing.

I wanted to take a baby goose home but I doubt that evil terrorist mama goose would even consider it. Lesson of the day...do not mess with the terrorist geese...they will scare your pants off!!