Your pores are as big as the dead sea!!

Hmmmf. I decided to stop by the mall before my doctor's appointment today. Of course I got stopped by one of those annoying dead sea sales people. This one was different though, I left wanting to punch her in her annoying saleslady face.

She tried to stop me but I kept walking mumbling that I already tried their product. Meanwhile, I just don't give a damn about whatever it is that they sell. She yells out...wait, I can help with the dead skin on your face. I stop dead in my tracks and turn around and the woman is inches from my face pointing out all my imperfections.

Great. She's telling me about my dead skin and blackheads in the middle of a mall. So what do I do? Well don't I just turn around and buy $35 face cream to solve my dead skin problem >:(
She tells me I'll feel better as I'm running away red as a beet. I tell ya what would make me feel better...$35 in my pocket.

Of course I had to run right home and get rid of my dead skin. Can't say I'm impressed by this miracle cure...it all looks the same to me...maybe I like my dead skin. I like dead skin better than spending $35 on face cream.

Thanks evil dead sea lady...I hope you choke on your cream.