I am writing because a) I'm tired of trying to figure out which stuffed animals I should pack away and which ones I absolutely need and b) I realize that I haven't written in a while and c) You will probably want to know what's in my purse right now because even I am puzzled by the whole thing.
Without further ado (those stuffed animals aren't going to pack themselves - although someone should invent stuffed animals that can pack themselves and also cook dinner and stuff) I present to you, my current purse: Hoarders edition.
- Purse: Let's start off with the purse itself. You're looking here at a somewhat vintage Old Navy shoulder bag from 2007ish. This bag holds everything and only smells bad sometimes. I bought it on clearance for $8.99 (I never buy things full price at Old Navy) and I think it used to have a little bauble/tassle thing attached but that's been gone for a good five years now. The liner of the bag has separated from the bag itself so now I have a super-cool divided bag. I kind of like it that way.
- Movie Stubs/Cineplex peely things: I like going to movies. We have movie stubs from some recent movies such as: Maleficent, 22 Jump Street and two from our recent visit to the Guardians of the Galaxy Sneak Peek.
- Keys for work: One day about a month ago I had to bring my keys to work. They have been in my purse ever since.
- Halle Perfume: I assume this is Halle Berry's perfume? I'm not sure. My friend was giving it away so I hoarded it in my bag - true hoarder style! I forgot to smell it. One day I probably will.
- Peanut Butter m&m: This must have escaped from the entire bag I ate during the Tammy movie. I bet it still tastes good (albeit linty)
- My keys: I use these everyday. They have loyalty cards on them. Also: Power Rangers lanyard. Best ever!
- Black Crayola Marker: ....I don't know why.
- Lego: That's not mine.
- Cell Phone: Don't leave home without it! One time I did...it was the worst five minutes of my life!
- Advil/Tylenol #2: Back from my shingles days.
- Cords for old Nintendo: You never know when you'll need those!
- Wallet: It's old and ugly but I love it...even though my mom told me not to buy it - but I did anyway. I'M AN ADULT!
- Painter's Tape: ...I got nothin. Don't ask me to paint your house. The answer is no.
- Target Receipt: I buy all the clearance items so there are none let for you to buy.
- Simpsons Season 2 DVD: I bought this at a flea market on the weekend. EVILBOY has since informed me that we already own this DVD set. Doh!
- Heart sunglasses: I like the red ones better than the pink ones because they don't make my nose pink!
- 3D glasses: Recycle these glasses? NOWAY! These are special edition Transformers 4 Optimus Prime and Bumblebee glasses. I will wear them to every 3D movie I see (as soon as I figure out how to wash the buttery topping residue off the lenses.
- Simpsons Lego legend: I want all of these. Currently we own six of them.